bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

i fucking love this because the joker abuses harley so badly and he thinks by making her insane that he’s turned her brain to mush, thinks she’s an idiot, but she’s brilliant and she did the one thing joker never could: she almost killed batman and joker fucked it up and it just wow there is no ointment for a burn that severe

perooooo:

*I originally wrote it in Chinese and then translated it :D*
*read from right to left*

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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weloveshortvideos:

moms be like - Vine by Destin Conrad

weloveshortvideos:

When you’re home alone and someone knocks on the door!

Vine by Janette Osborn

groovywhitekid:

great
john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN